
Happy Australia Day! This is a medley of mermaids. I thought the beach/ water theme was vaguely appropriate considering it's Australia Day. Meanwhile, here are three mermaid jokes you can wow your friends with at an Australia Day BBQ or your next gathering.
Q.Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
A.To get to the other tide.
Q.Why do mermaids always know how much they weigh?
A.They have their own scales!
Q.What is a mermaid's favourite song?
A.Salmon-chanted evening!
Excellent Mermaid jokes from here.